
25. Do I really know myself well enough to write this??
24. Sliding down a rocky canyon, my wolf in tow and my brother ahead, just so we could 'get lost.' GOOD TIMES!
23. Getting punched doesn't hurt. It is the IDEA of the punch that hurts. It does smart afterward.
22. I once thought I had lost some teeth after a hit, it pissed me off more than anything. Now the thought doesn't really bother me too much.
21. Rock climbing is like Karate with the ground in the 'wrong' place. Freeform is like skipping sparring class.
20. If you think you can, then you won't. If you know you can, then you will.
19. Talk is one thing; lets' roll a bit... Win, lose, or draw, it is always fun.
18. Myself and my buddy, were once referred to as “Crazy Karatekas” by a big man who refers to his Gi as “Pretty Pants.”
17. Climbing a rock face freeform in Deep Creek, I look down to see my three sons halfway up and my 1 year old daughter trying to jump for a grip on the ground below. Little Monkeys...Crawl before climb.
16. I once had a guy call me Waldo because of my shirt, he obviously liked to monkey dance, so I turned to him and asked how he could see me then walked away.
15. I started Karate because of Soccer (or Football depending on which side of the Pond you come from.
14. It doesn't take much to bust the bridge of your nose open. I know, mine was gushing pretty badly after a nice forearm shot to the face when I zigged instead of zagged.
13. They used to call me 'Huh' as a kid in my old Dojo, don't ask why.
12. I knew a Sensei, he had no rhythm, he knocked himself cold trying to do a crazy Nunchaku trick when visiting Bremerton.
11. If you ever hear a WOOSH followed by a maniacal 'WOOHOO' and a crash, it was probably me being slammed into the floor or some other object again.
10. I freaked some Aikido guys out with the above; I don't think they were allowed to enjoy the experience in their school.
09. Words of wisdom? What are those?
08. If you are preserving tradition can you stuff me when I die too?
07. I liked the tactics in the scene with the Ninjas and the forest in the movie 'Spies Like Us.' GOOD STUFF!
06. I hate it when people say stuff like,
“I will just do this' and back out of the conversation when I ask them to show me.”
05. A helping hand is better than a closed fist, but sometimes a firm grip is required.
04. Character is very important, that is why some days I am a pirate, other days I am a cowboy, and on really good days my kids take me down as a robber with their special move... The Dog Pile.
03. My brother shoots me in the leg with a BB-Gun, and then throws it at me when I charge... We beat the crap out of each other, and then we laugh for an hour... My head really hurt, but I forgot about my leg.
02. If someone is trying to convince me of something I wonder how many times they recite the same mantra? Every day? Every week? Bi-weekly?
01. You're not really lost if you didn't know where you were to begin with.
Crazy Dave and Family's Karate
9 Mile Falls, WA
509-216-8330
ZenHG@yahoo.com




